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hey man lucas is the coolest living creature in the world.
Another way to say that one is a cross dresser on a Tindr profile.
I'm a deviant creature, If you know what that means. If you are interested in how it feels like to be in the company of a very feminine and passable CD, lemme know!
Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.
I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.
A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
A term regarding any student at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University (applicable to both campuses). Typically referring to people who lack basic social skills, good posture, any sense of fashion and don't touch enough grass.
"Dude, my lab partner is such a riddle creature, all he talks about is his gaming set up and he wears suspenders."
Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.
Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"