guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

Cuban Foot Crisis

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.

My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.

mid level crisis

When you reach a point in playing an MMO where you feel you can't level up and have no purpose of playing, yet you play anyway.

First Guy: "Man, I have no idea what I'm gonna do now that i finished the story line of this game.

Second Guys: "Hey wait, looks like there's gonna be a new content update"

First Guy: "Finally, goodbye mid level crisis"

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mid-week crisis

Usually occuring about Wednesday - half way to the weekend - and categorized by doing something drastic, but not too drastic.... Just something that is enough to get you through the week and, perhaps, to get other people to look or act differently towards you.

I got so crunk because of my mid-week crisis.

My mid-week crisis caused me to dye my hair green.

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Quarter life crisis

When a person, usually male, finishes high school or college, and gets their first job. Before they settle down and get married, they are under pressure to live life to its fullest, just like they wished they could have as a student, but couldn't afford to at the time. It is usually characterized by taking wild and extravagant trips and purchasing items that are considered for bachelors....

Wow! Pablo just bought a BMW, kegerator, big screen tv, outdoor heater, and has become a world traveler. He must be going through a quarter life crisis. He better enjoy it while he can.

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end-of-life crisis

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

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crisis averted

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

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