the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch
suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture
dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!
When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.
“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”
Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.
I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.
Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.
During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.
The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard