slurpy-derp

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person

That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night

Bryann Derp

noun, "Bryann Derp," referring to the type of derp one places; The action of 'Bryann' being 'derp,' also the act of derping in the style of Bryann.

Jeanie: "Hey what is her problem? She looks confused."
Freddy: "Oh don't mind her, she's just pulling a Bryann Derp."

pleasure derp

An awkward moment that occurs in the middle of something fantastic, thus killing the mood.

A couple is passionately making out
Kate: Oh yeah baby!
Tyler: Mmmm... ah.. ahh.. ACHOOO!
Kate: Did you just sneeze?
Tyler: Sorry... pleasure derp

Herpety Derp

A word used in the absences of a better word or to minimize awkward-ness or stupidity in various situations.

Also to bring light a situation

Mom got in a car crash... Hepety Derp

I'm so.. Herpety Derp

4+2 = 5- I mean 6... Herpety Derp

Merp and Derp's

Merp and Derp's are usually the best friends in the whole world. They are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!

My friends all think that me and my sister are Merp and Derp's. best friends weirdo's awesome people sisters

Derp Gang

A ban of men who are elite squad members for being derpy

Yo cooper this guy isn’t apart of Derp Gang he isnt derpy enough for us.

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

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