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A girl that is designated to give head and/or have sexual intercourse with any male that would like it. A different girl is usually designated every weekend.
Thomas - Yo George, who's the designated train runner this weekend?
George - I think Sarah O'Connell, she loves running train man.
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(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?
Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"
Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.
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MASA is a Vocaloid artist known for... uhh... extreme content, to say the least. The crown jewel, The Fox's Wedding, is arguably one of the best cursed Vocaloid songs ever made (at least, one that's popular). Edgy middle-schoolers, this one's for you.
#1: MASA Works Design is so fucking edgy i love it
#2: *listens to fox's wedding*
#2: wtf is wrong with you keep playing that shit
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A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her
Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!
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Popular commenter on youtube. Recognised for being early to comment on Buzzfeed videos. Regular viewers have made a game of trying to comment before him
Yes I finally beat Graphic Design Guy!! Took me forever
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A disassembly drone made by the company, "JCJenson In Spaceeee!". She is one of the three that were built to destroy the worker drones on the planet, Copper-9. Disassembly drones are also known as "Murder Drones" towards the workers. V is a drone who quite enjoy killing workers. Serial Designation N, a colleague who has a crush on her. She really cares for N, but she hides it. She had also nearly killed Thad, a worker. She was locked up by Uzi, but broke her chains, though, she chose to stay. She really like bubbles, she'll even eat/drink the liquid. She doesn't really like N's personality mostly. She is also not the best with names.
Serial Designation V, or V for short, is a colleague of mine!