A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.
A concept. A concept that is desk based fun that takes place on a Friday. The day is moveable.
"Today is Fun Desk Friday."
"but today isThursday"
"@#&% off it doesnt matter"
Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.
a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."
When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.
Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?