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detroit handkerchief

The process of blowing your nose into a vagina. Also known as a French Gesundheit, a Puffs Plus, or a Mexican Friday Night.

Recovering from a cold, Jose "detroit handkerchief -ed" the hell out Kathryn's dirty tight privates. Then he played Roller Coaster Tycoon. (roller coaster tycoon optional)

by Mat Paterson January 8, 2007

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Detroit Deisel

A popular deisel engine for trucks, buses, and off-highway and agricultural use, known mostly for their two-stoke motors built from the thirties until the nineties.

King County Metro coach number 5021 was equipped with a Detroit Deisel 8V92 engine.

by threespeednerd April 28, 2010

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detroit tugboat

To pull a tampon out of your girlfriend with your teeth and procede to pleasure her.

I gave my girlfriend the ole' detroit tugboat last night and it was rather messy.

by Roz Nacci February 17, 2008

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Detroit Affect

The concept that an hourly worker will move at only one pace regardless of circumstance as they will receive the same amount of pay regardless of effort. Commonly found in retail stores or fast food restaurants. Highly visible in cashiers, but not limited to.

The line to check out at the grocery store was 10 people deep since the cashier was moving at a snail's pace. Damn Detroit Affect.

by Jeffrey A September 9, 2007

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Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.

I once waded across the Detroit River.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

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Detroit Lions

Mistakenly listed as the worst franchise in NFL History. Only known for performances in last few decades, never given consideration for the above average performances for the other approximately 60 years of franchise history.

Franchises considered to be worse, starting from the worst:

Cardinals-First from Chicago, then St. Louis, then, Phoenix, now Arizona. Most losses. In their 80 years of existance... 8 playoff appearances. No one wants them.

Saints-AKA 'Aints'. Only recently have their performance turned around, thanks to Drew Brees.

Texans-Haven't been around that long, but their performance is still horrible other than VERY recent. Worst winning percentage at 33.3%.

Falcons-Despite recent performances and their famed 1977 defense. Nothing. Riddled with losing seasons and scandals.

Bengals-No Championships, losing record. Only 12 winning seasons of 40.

Buccaneers-Home of the FIRST defeated team 0-14. Second Worst Win Percentage 39.3%. Their only Superbowl win is considered a fluke.

Bills-They missed the Superbowl win four times in a row.

Seahawks-No championships even with a great coach. Only team to go to the playoffs with a losing record.

Detroit Lions-Not the best team, but not the worst. With four championships although many, many years ago. Failures to win in the playoffs except once since 1957, and of course no Superbowls. Even if they are the few to yet win one, and to have a defeated season 0-16. I feel, though, the Lions are emerging from the abyss to become a contender for decades to come.

I would list a site which gives extremely detailed and accurate information, but it's cold hard football facts dot com. hint hint.

by just.another.guy July 10, 2012

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detroit handoff

A filthy sex act in which partners position themselves asshole-to-asshole and then partner a takes a massive, fantastically hard shit. if all goes well, the solid log will pass into partner b's asshole, serving as a rudimentary dildo.

I'm eating lot's of fiber so I can do the Detroit handoff with Linda tonight.

by Steven jung December 28, 2007

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