Dial-up

Dial-up is a generic insult emerging on internet forums, and IRC.

<abc> Dude, I lost my job today!
<xyz> Aw man, that's so freaking dial-up!
<abc> My boss is a freaking dial-up.

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speed dialing

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

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on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."

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Butt Dial

Accidentally calling someone with your butt

Oh crap, I think I just butt dialed Casey!

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dial-up

Adj.> to be extremely slow to act, move or decide.

A reference to dial-up internet connections notorious for their long loading times.

It's been your turn forever. You are so dial-up.

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Dial-up

When you're too cheap to have mobile internet.

Yo hit me up on foursquared later....Huh?..... Player you still on 'dial-up'?

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Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.

A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.

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