the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!
Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
An unpleasant or negative experience that one can do or go through, describing that something can be awful as giving a man fellatio.
That’s suck dick !
“How was da? ” Its sucked dick, everything went wrong.
I got a C- on my math test , that’s sucks dick.
A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel
Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick
it means gay gay gay gay gay aka a very very very very very very very dick sucking mother fucker with no hoes no bitches and sucks dicks for a living now it also means you are white and your name is aron and you are dating a grade 3 thank you for your time and by the aron is in grade 7 thank you gay person also gay nigga say what ok bye.............
i am sorry but you are a dick sucking gay person and i think you need help
the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes
"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"