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A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.
1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?"
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."
2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"
3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.
4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.
5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.
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A place where suburban kids go to get definitions for urban terms and phrases.
I didn't know what a gangsta was, so I went to suburban dictionary
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urban dictionary
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urban dictionary twats
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Believe it or not, a site that seems to be gradually becoming a large, digital, opinionated, and fairly accurate history book.
Also, a site that's been used far more often to advance individual political and/or religious ideologies than to inform, although this site WAS intended to define social jargon/slang.
Even worse, some define here just to be complete idiots.
1.) A definition of George W. Bush may seem irrelevant to some history-deprived browser twenty years from now.
2.) I'm an agnostic atheist, but I wouldn't promote that and impose it on people online.
3.) I don't even want to talk about this.
Urban Dictionary
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That’s the website’s name, how do you not even know this ._.
Person 1: Have you heard of urban dictionary? It’s informative yet funny!
Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.
Person 1: Because I’m an ad!
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The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.
Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.
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A shortened version of a book, document, etc.
Man 2: That is not funny at all.
Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
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An ingenious marketing ploy whereby the creators of the dictionary get written definitions from various authors via the web (which then becomes the intellectual property of the creators) who then bind them into a book entitled "Urban Dictionary" and hawk it to various publishing houses until one of them agrees to publish it and make them rich - while the various authors who contributed to the book remain poor.
The creators of the Urban Dictionary are geniuses!
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