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to insert a finger into an anus, almost always done during intercourse.
"Yeah, I would love to drop a digit on that chick tonight."
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1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.
2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.
3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.
U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.
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Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).
My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!
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Digital literacy is the ability to understand how to use technology appropriately, as well as being educated on digital trends (memes, gifs, acronyms, etc.)
Examples:
The current generation is well educated in digital literacy.
"Do you know what a gif is?" "Of course, I’m digitally literate"
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The webmaster discussion forums at digitalpoint.com. These are stereotyped to be full of spammers and scammers because s huge number of users there use craigslist to post advertisements for their services.
Sometimes referred to as digital pointless instead, as a play on words
Chris: I'm going over to Digital Point to do a bit of surfing later on.
Fred: I wouldn't man. I heard that place is full of scammers. Someone even called it digital pointless instead.
Chris: Lol @digital pointless. I'm going anyway cya
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it should be called Digital coprolalia
1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.
2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB
1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."
2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.
Know the one? ;-)
Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!
It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.
So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)
Ultimately - it is a soul and mind sensation!
While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"