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Funnest person I have ever meet in the whole world. He is so weird but so inserting.
Dillon S in the best person ever
The best person in the universe like to have fun and fuck bitches and on his free time he smokes a lot of crack
Oh that's dillon? He's very fun to smoke Crack with
A dude who looks like a damn chick. Dillon screams 9 octave notes that not even Maria Carey can reach for no apparent reason at all. Has a huge ass crush on a drama queen who severely needs to get hit in the head with a brick written ‘common sense’ on it. Dillon has multiple accounts of sexual harassment and is now a sex offender in 32 states.
Dude 1: damn that girl can hit those high notes
Dude 2: ....... that’s dillon
A Dillon is a lifelong friend. They will always flee the scene of gas station shooting in their ford mustang. The next day, they will be mistaken for an elderly woman fleeing the scene (due to their long hair/emo phase). A Dillon cares about other people and we are lucky to have Dillon in our life.
A very strange and complex individual. Dillon is a very good-looking dude, though his stupidity and immaturity prevents him from pulling any thots. He's really not that hard to befriend, as long as you can handle his craziness for long periods of time. Getting annoyed with his craziness usually leads to hands being thrown, though it's safe to say there's nothing to worry about there.
Friend #1: Dillon is an idiot.
Friend #2: How long'd it take you to figure that out?
Dillon is so fucking rad and most definitely has gone down on your mother.
Dude did you hear about Dillon, he went to pound town on Billy’s mom