folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

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airdrying dishes

A great way to skimp out on washing/drying/putting away the dishes.

Mom: Carrie, do the dishes!

Carrie: Okay, Mom!
(Carrie washes and rinses the dishes and leaves them out to dry)
Mom: Why are these dishes still sitting here?
Carrie: I washed and rinsed them, and I am now airdrying dishes.
Mom: Okay, thank you. I will put them away.

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Do the Dishes

When a girl (I.e Morgan) wants to masturbate but doesn’t want to explicitly say it and leaves the party after saying she will only be gone for a minute to “do the dishes” but ends up not coming back for the rest of the night

Morgan: I’m going to go “do the dishes” I’ll be back later

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Brunk Dish

a drunk bitch who drops their drink. (said by someone else who is also drunk)

"Damn, did you hear that? That's a Brunk Dish!"

"Party foul! Brunk Dish dropped her drink!"

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tasty dish

a word to describe a very hunky block of well aged cheddar

chris evans or paul rudd are tasty dishes. (aka a hot man)

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Dish pit

A dish put is where you put your dirty dishes; aka a kitchen sink.

Usually seen on a sign on a meme. Some maybe misread it and think it says “dip shit”.

hey look it’s a dip shit.
hey look it’s a dish pit.

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doing dishes

Washing plates, cups, pots, pans, cutlery, etc. Also known as washing up.

Doing dishes sucks but it's part of life...unless you're a spoiled American teenager.

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