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when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim
damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!
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licking out some girl
oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive
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The act of pleasuring a female (usually in a penetrative manor) using the nose.
When a male/female uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris/prostate of another male/female.
"Ben's large nose was incredible for the occasional nose dive."
"My nose diving technique really gets the girls excited."
"I love it when my boyfriend nose dives, it makes me so aroused."
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The act of donning a strap-on dildo and entering the man you love from behind, essentially parting the brown sea and plunging into the depths.
Derek knew how serious his relationship with Rhonda after a romantic evening of love diving- the throbbing in his heart was exceeded only by the throbbing in his anus.
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The act of eating food out of a girl's snatch; like fish crackers.
Bob: Hey man are you hungry?
Craig: No man I was just with my girlfriend and I was fish diving for goldfish crackers.
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When your so high you accidently inhale the water out of your bong.
I was so spaced i took a high-dive.
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an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.
The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"
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