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UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys
I’m very confused and am unsure as to what I should do.
My friend said I know the truth and that I shouldn’t be worrying. But things are getting really tough.
Will the stock market crash soon or will WW3 break out soon? That would kinda give me an advantage.
I don’t know what to do.
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I don’t like him anymore: trying to convince yourself and the others around you that you “don’t like him anymore!” When we all know it’s a lie
Girl 1: how was your weekend?
Girl 2: I don’t like him anymore!
Girl 1: Ummmm oki :|
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meaning being in a relationship with your significant other don’t mean you still can’t be a thot because you CAN ! yadigg
one monkey don’t stop no show
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
This line is by Spider-Man in avengers infinity war when he dies
Stark:it’s gonna be ok come on..
Peter:i don’t wanna go Mr stark
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A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’
1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas