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Ancient 80 year old Chinese gentleman with a Fu Manchu beard looking to get laid, as played by David Carradine in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage.
That Poon Dong is nasty!
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Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.
I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.
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This is most typically referred to as the toilet bowl water once a man's penis as poked itself into the murky depths. When a penis infiltrates the vile waters of the ceramic oval office, the water turns into Dong Water. Similar to bong water in the sense that once clean water is now tainted.
In other cultures, known as "Poop Dick"
I was pooping at the public walmart restrooms and felt my dick submerge into the icy cold waters of the unknown. I knew immediately that I birthed a new batch of Dong Water. Unsafe and unsanitary, I immediately ran away.
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When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.
"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
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a condom
better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit
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a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff
Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!
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