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When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.
“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep
I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.
Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.
A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie
Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.
Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.
Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.
That concert was doody soup.
This sandwich tastes like doody soup.
A polite way to ask for anal sex
I don’t care if the booty fat, you better get prepared for the doody snack.
Optional : can get taste of the doody snack