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A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
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A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.
Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.
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1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!
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Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.
My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!
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simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.
look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.
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Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.
Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.
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A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.
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