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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe

by The king 35463$28 May 10, 2018


drunken aggravation

Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.

I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.

by Cumbuster14 September 29, 2013


Drunken Rosé-cha

when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.

“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”

by Ecinreb February 10, 2021


Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."

by lavish April 04, 2014


drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.

That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.

by Sonya H. December 27, 2005


drunken discussion

This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.

*Everyone else but section leaves*

Mike: Okay, let's practice!

*five minutes later*

Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!

Everyone else: It's about time!

by Bea Minor July 29, 2017


The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!

by leeparkershepherd October 08, 2022