Ea

You are a stupid bitch and think your that smexy and cute
But your just sassy

Hey that girl looks like someone that is Ea

EA Minutes

The length of time used to describe how long you'll be delayed to complete a certain task when playing a EA sports game. (e.g Fifa, Madden)

Mom 'can you you do the dishes now?'

me 'ive just got 20 EA Minutes left of this game!'

EAS

Empty and spent

I’ve been EAS for since Monday

EAS

Short term for „Eiter Ausn Schwanzi“.
EAS is a sexually transmittable decease.

Simon has been diagnosed with EAS.

Theres a whole lotta white Eiter comin out of his schwanzi.

EAS

Initialism standing for Emotional Attachment Syndrome. That's to say: believing a prostitute to be your girlfriend/boyfriend

Dillon had a very thin skin, and as such suffered greatly from EAS; the working girls would regularly bleed him dry

EAS

The Emergency Alert System, used in the US during local, state, and national emergencies

**SAME Headers**
**Alert Tone**
EAS alert type
Alert issuer
Details
**SAME Tones**

Ea bwefiqwcwq

In disgust or just feel so CRINGY that you dont know how to react.

Someone: Yoo i just got the new Spider Man game
Me:Ea bwefiqwcwq!!!