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Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.
Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!
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A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve
Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!
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According to legend, Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost sabre through the forest.
I'm Mr T and I'm a night elf mohawk! What's your game?
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A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.
"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"
Dobby is a house elf in the Harry Potter series and has suffered a terrible loss in the Deathly Hallows book and movies.
There are two terms of “Dobby is a free elf”:
1: In chamber of secrets, Harry slipped a sock in a book. Lucius Malfoy gave it to Dobby. Dobby found the sock and indicated Dobby was free from his master.
2: In the Deathly Hallows, Dobby was killed by Bellatrix’s dagger and died in Harry’s arms. This indicates Dobby is free from pain.
Person 1: On the count of three, we will say Dobby is a free elf. ...3...2...1...
Person 1, 2, 3 and 4: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
a Christmas, or just a plain elf, who is quite on the flamboyant gay/homosexual side.
"just like that faggedy elf...oh yea, YOU"
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"Keep in mind, however, that the Xbox and the Gamecube, both of which technically only have the graphical capabilities of a 3 yard elf PC, are still getting extremely good looking games, and even decent ports of newish PC games."
This comment was added to a thread created by "impseth" entitled "Console design moving away from PC" on the Penny Arcade "Games and Technology" forum.
When author "aeolist" originally coined the phrase, he typed it as "3 yard elf" which caused much confusion to those following the thread. Aeolist later identified it as a typographical error: "It's the most bizarre typo for "year old" possible."
The term, used in the erroneous, is now used to imply a note of disdain in a given subject matter, topic, or thing. It may even be used to implicate the afore mentioned in a direct insult as well.
Both "3 yard elf" and "three yard elf" are grammatically correct usages of this slang.
1)
"Who spilled my beer?"
"The three yard elf over there."
2)
"This game is such a 3 yard elf, I feel dirty even playing it."
3)
"Only a three yard elf would use Windows millennium."
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