Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

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Ear hustling

1. Earjacking Coming up on someone else's conversation. 2. Eavesdropping to learn something not intended for you.

Say, knock off that ear hustling 'fo you get knocked off!

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Virgin Ears

Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

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EAR HUSSLIN

TO LISTEN IN ON ANOTHER'S CONVERSATION. TO EASE DROP.

GUY: Why are your ear husslin?
GIRL: What?
GUY: Listening in on my conversation!

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Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

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skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.

skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.

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Middle Ear

Female Genitalia

That woman's Middle Ear is as tight as a mouses.

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