Only one month before Shitty Christmas (Easter) everyone! What are you asking for?, it'd better be a basket full of beans cause that's what you're getting!
A day dedicated to Jesus Christ being reborn. There's also an egg laying rabbit for some reason.
The Easter hippo is thr hippo version of the Easter bunny. It feeds off baby rabbits and includes the same duties a Easter bunny would
I really hope the Easter hippo leaves us eggs this year!
Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again
Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again
Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff
I have Easter show legs
Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.