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Black Easter represents the acknowledgement of male nature and composition. The dates are March 15th to the 31st ending right before regular Easter. The term was created by the Author which happened to have a male black rabbit at the time being. The non-fixed animal showed signs of super strength, endurance, & dominance.
Black Easter comes before the actual Easter
When you want to have a very sussy easter.
you must be real bored if you found this.
john smith: yo did you hear that the strip club did an easter special?
chomama: yeah they came out with them easter balls bro, so cool.
When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.
I got an Easter bunny surprise today!
When you get bussy on Easter/Passover
I got some Easter bussy last night
It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.
Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.
Easter of 2050:
Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.
Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>
A day when it is ok to go in front of your house and talk as loud as you can with as many people as you can while others are trying to study.
I went to celebrate Easter at my friend's house when I noticed this pensive ginger glaring at me while I sipped on another Corona.