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Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”

by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023

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Egyptian Hallway

A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.

Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.

by March 6, 2023


egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker September 25, 2015


one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 22, 2017


Egyptian pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Egypt. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Egypt.

He's into Egyptian pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 12, 2011