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Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it
Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's
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a horrible person all around
"Ughh. There's this guy that's just such a bad person and I hate him soooo much!"
"You must be talking about Eli."
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a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp
"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"
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Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.
Eli your so sped.
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A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.
Eli a gay friend who is a murse.
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This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.
guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape
eli: nah bro u aint got the cash
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