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How the Japanese choose their leaders.
Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.
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To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.
She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!
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Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.
Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections
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The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.
It's about that time for the erection section.
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When a lady-girl be real preganananant.
like dang.
"Miss Baker over there got one real erect carriage," said Gatsbae sensually.
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The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.
Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.
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When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection
When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection
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