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The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -
"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".
The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.
When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.
The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.
Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.
i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"
* holds intense eye contact *
"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."
Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
A Mick exit is when someone suddenly leave an outing or an event without saying bye to anyone. It is characterized by subtly paying for everyone before leaving.
We were out drinking at a bar and he did a mick exit again. Never saw him leave, we waited and searched for him for 20 minutes before asking the barmaid. She looked surprised and told us he had payed for everyone leaving a 100% tip.