Blanket Fair

A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.

Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"

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fair sure

A colloquial way of saying "I'm fairly sure"

Michael: "Who put Dwight's stapler in jello?"
Dwight: "I'm fair sure that it was Jim"

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fair dinkum

Originates from when Captain Cook first landed in Australia. When they used to drink the toast would be "Fair Drinking" and the saying has evolved from there.

"Mick that koala just scratched my nob off"
"Fair Dinkum Shane, you did piss on him"

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fair lawn

a russian jew town in northern nj. nothing to ever do. home to some of the funniest nd immature kids.. everyone smokes. home to radburn nd river road

Dave: lets go to river road in fair lawn and check out the russian store
Ivan: no, they smell really bad

Bob: lets go to the parking lot for a smoke
Rob: sure

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t'ozzzz be fair

An eccentuation of the commonly used phrase "to be fair", used particularly among the younger generation. Especially used when proclaiming extreme pleasure or agreement. Is linked to the words shal'heed and shal'moon.

Ricky: Do you think we should go clubbing tonight?
Steven: T'ozzzz be fair!

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fair do's

To agree With some one / think. That you do not belive but cannot be bothereed to argue.

Jonny says "I think windows ME was the the best operating system"

Billy says "Fair Do's"

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fair 'nough

Like fair enough, but how all the cool kids say it, cause e's for douchenuggets.

Chelsea: fair 'nough

Kane: E-nough..not 'nough..E

Chelsea: douchenugget.

Kane: you've opened my eyes. It is 'nough.

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