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When you Tea bag someone so hard that they bounce off the ground and into your nuts a 2nd time without you trying.
Holy shit Kay, John.. did not know a falcon teabag could be done I proved him wrong >:)
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A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
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Falcon. Noun. Origin: Skiing with Aaron. The best skiing move known to man, currently the fastest skiing style to hit skiing. During the act of the falcon one must go into the tuck position for optimum speed, while simultaneously spreading the arms giving your body "falcon like features" aka Wings. This position minimizes wind resistance which optimizes speed and agility.
Wow, Lynsie really sucks at doing the falcon. Aaron can do it so much better!
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In the U.S. Army, someone that does not support the team or unit is said to not support their "buddies." Because of this, they are called "Buddy Fuckers," because they let down their buddies. Since such things are not considered polite in mixed company, people in the Army endeavored to come up with a similar two letter name to represent the term. Blue Falcon was a cartoon character from the Dynomutt cartoon series during the mid-1970s, a time when many of the people originating the term grew up. So, calling someone a Blue Falcon came to be a substitution to calling them a "Buddy Fucker."
Observing someone else keeping incorrect change where the person was given extra, a man in dressed in camouflage turns to his companion in camouflage and says: "He's a real Blue Falcon."
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To pelvic thrust a person while saying the words "Falcon Thrust!". "Falcon" Originated from the video game "Super Smash Brothers." and "Pelvic Thrust"
"Dude, she got a Falcon Thrust from that nerdy kid the other Day"
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The act of performing a punch resembling that of Captain Falcon (Of the F-Zero Series) to give a pregnant woman an abortion (Usually a surprise or unwanted one). It is accompanied by yelling "Falcon Punch!" as you throw your fist.
Woman: Oh, hello there.
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~
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When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.
I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.
Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.
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