A gay male or straight female prostitute or slut. The term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to penises (organ). Banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. They collect good profit when they are finished. A well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.
Your mom is such a banana farmer. She was in my dad's bed last night, and my brother's this morning!
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A male homosexual, usually a top, who performs anal sex
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the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.
Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!
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someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.
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A rural person in the city for a bit of action.
That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.
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The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.
I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.
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Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself
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