Father of nightmares

another name for Mistah J , aka “junior the egomaniac”

J has an appetite for destruction and it’s shows in his actions and public statements about society and war. for the sinful son isn’t cruel but a necessary evil, anyone who claims to fear nothing has yet to meet the master of nightmares whom even if never heard of his name has felt him one way or another, even if albeit sensing it in the corner of your eye or well, IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.

father of nightmares is an artist of torture and pioneer of evil who dares you to be naughty so that he may reintroduce himself.

Junior is the father of nightmares, and anyone that denies it has been played by the master of deception.

The father of nightmares awaits you.

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Father Time

A mythical figure (primarily associated with Greek mythology) who is supposedly the human manifestation of time. Considered to be the spouse of Mother Nature, Father Time is often depicted as a very old bearded man in a white robe. Today, he is the spokesperson for 2000 Flushes

"Every New Year's Eve, Father Time and the New Year's Baby have a televised wrestling match. The winner gets a free diva."

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Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

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Father Bede

The sexiest papa DILF on the planet

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole

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Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

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Father Hoppi

a ungrateful perverted that sexually harasses every child he comes by and looks like a faggot

today Father Hoppi teaches bible

father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up

The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.