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When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.
Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.
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Imitation police officer, such as a mall security guard. Derogatory term derived from the common slang for police officer "po-po".
Jane and Sarah ventured to the food court to meet up with John and Steve. Upon arrival, John bent down to give Sarah a kiss when Steve whispered "Look out, here comes the faux-po. Better cut it out before he comes over with his flashlight and night stick!"
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A gay male that does not live with the family that helps a straight single woman raise a child.
I had my daughter as a single parent and my friend (who is gay) has help me raise her for 30 years! He is called Dad by her and Granddad by my grandson ..... this is what we call a Faux Pa
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Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.
synonym: I-wish
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A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.
Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.
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Slang and shortened version of Mother F*cker; Mo Faux (Pronounced Mow Fow).
Stupid Mo Faux.
You can be such a dumb Mo Faux.
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One who is a devoted fan of The Fab Faux, a Beatles tribute band.
One who goes to all or most of The Fab Faux concerts.
One who follows The Fab Faux wherever they're performing, like the Dead Heads of the Grateful Dead.
One who thinks The Fab Faux is the cat's meow.
Boyfriend: Do you want to get tickets to the upcoming Fab Faux concert?
Girlfriend: I purchased them months ago!
Boyfriend: You're such a Faux Haux!
Girlfriend: Yep!
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