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Someone who has a very small willy
Felix jordan has a very small willy
Someone who has a very small willy
Felix jordan has a very small willy
To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.
Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.
YES! My blue jeans are blue, Stop Asking A Felix!!
When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.
I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.
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ayo you following felix..kranken?
no..?
you should 🤨🤞
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Basically what Adderall is to people without ADD or ADHD.
Crammer: "Hey Bavmorda, let me get some of that Felix Felicis of yours, I have three finals tomorrow..."
Bavmorda: *Wonders off chasing a butterfly*
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The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
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