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The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
When your dong goes chugging along
TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.
Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!
Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean
You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!