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Masturbating with shampoo or soap.
"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."
A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.
My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.
A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay
wow i fucking hate french ferret
Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.
You shit ferret
A description of a mans appendage
I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret
A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer