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Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.
Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup
I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.
A language with such longs words you’ll cry.
Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*
The most powerful race in the world.
FACT: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world.
When a Spanish male places his penis inside of a Filipino males foreskin. Sometimes refereed to Friday night basketball
Brais - I love Spanish and filipino Docking with Carlo. It feels so right and so warm
a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an Asian person
Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably