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finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.

Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!

by LSSUTKE280 April 16, 2011


Finale Fatigue

The feeling of dread one feels when they finish a movie, show, book etc. knowing that the story is over.

After I finished watching the ending of Adventure Time, I've experienced Finale Fatigue.

by Doodope March 2, 2021


AP Final

I don't what that is. You ether do it or you don't.

"Are you doing the AP Final?"
"What?"

by thebeatboxguy111 December 17, 2022


Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! May 28, 2011


NBA Finals

Its a 7 game series where the Golden State Warriors go against the team that wins the Eastern conference finals

Bro1-Aye bro you saw last year´s NBA finals?
Bro2-Nah bro its always Golden State against Cleveland.

by Taykbrokeboy July 19, 2018


School final

The time when a test is given to school students at the end of the year involving everything they have went over learning throughout the schoolyear to prove it they are worthy of entering the next grade level or staying back in their current grade level for the next year until the next final comes.

"She was afraid of the school final coming up because she is going to be tested over everything she had went over throughout the year."

by BballFan#3 April 27, 2015


Final Fantasy

A famous JRPG series created by SquareSoft now known as SquareEnix. The reason why it had the "final" because it SquareSoft's last game before the first Final Fantasy became a success. The series has some of the greatest games created. However, the diversity in the FF series with each new installment created the most divided fanbase that rivals Smash Bros. Hardcore and Casual wars

Person: I think FF13 is one of my all time favorite games ever.
Other Person: You should ashamed of yourself for liking that disaster of a game. It shouldn't deserve the Final Fantasy brand. The plots dumb, the battle system is boring, and the game is LINEAR......
Another Person: Well I think FF 9 is better.

by A Random Gamer December 26, 2014