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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

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council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022


habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD July 1, 2023


Backwords High-Five

Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.

I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.

by Benihanas April 2, 2007


homo high five

Two gay dudes smacking balls

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.

by Shaun ness November 17, 2014


High Five Partners

Two people in a relationship.

Chris and Jordan are High Five Partners

by A formless blob July 19, 2019


high five

the act of giving somebody gonorrhea, aka the clap

guy 1: "yo last night i gave becky a high five"
guy 2: "thats disgusting get that treated"

by l0bstersarep30ple2 November 7, 2020