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Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.
“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”
An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"
Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.
"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.
I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.
A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.
Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
A ho who is not worthy of anything other than the floor while and after I'm done fucking her.
Noun: Dude, that trick was so nasty! It's all good though because she's a floor ho and knows her place in life.
Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!