Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.

The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.

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folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.

That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.

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Pick a fold

When a girl is so fat you could fuck any part of her

Title of jpg showing fat girl: Pick a fold
Commenter 1: first
Commenter 2: gross!

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folding cake

Folding dat ass
Or

Folding dat asssss

I once got caught folding cake in Cambodia.

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mountain fold

One of the simplest folds in origami, involving folding a flap of paper downward behind the rest of the sheet, forming what resembles a "mountain," or crest in the paper. In some origami books (mainly British books), mountian folds are also known as "peak folds." Most diagrams for how to fold origami show a mountain fold by a dotted and dashed line.

Step 1: mountain fold the upper flap behind the model.

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folded grapefruit

Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina

I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.

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P-fold

1. A reference to the time continuum, sort of like the "doll drums." The basis is from the perspective of someone who has accomplished very little, yet maintains high enough energy to try and bring others down to their level.

2. Being "lost in the P-fold" refers to a time in a person's life when they are angry, frustrated, and rejected by most of society, but then maintaining one's self-esteem and ego by claiming that they planned it this way all along.

3. Taking on avatars to hide one's true identity due to lack of personal success, but then realizing one's shortcomings and proclaiming them to have been planned, as well as to denigrate others' achievements.

4. A passive-aggressive response to one's own shortcomings. Being in the "P-fold" is like a fold in the time of one's life where he/she refuses to accept his/her shortcomings and to correct them, instead trying to validate them by other means. With high insecurity and low self-esteem, people in the P-fold of their lives are not able to understand constructive criticism and instead try to denigrate others without accepting responsibility for themselves.

Man, she is totally lost in a P-fold. Guys don't like her, so she says she is a lesbian. She can't get a job, so she says that she is self-employed. She lives with her parents still, but she calls her bedroom a home office. Why doesn't she just fix her flaws and quit lying to herself and others?

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