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When you are in an area where snipers have a chance to pick you off, mainly used in online shooter games
hey barney your sniper food standing there!
( verb)
1 • A Michael Rosen meme.
Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room. A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a relatively rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!". In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.
Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.
Joey, feeling rather distraught and dejected, flung his breakfast burrito haphazardly across the room. He realized his mistake when he witnessed said burrito strike another student across the face, whereupon BJ, the school fat kid, stood upon the table and bellowed out in a rich, mellifluous voice, like so many Sirens wooing Odysseus, "FOOD FIGHT!".
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food made for niggas, usually by niggas
fried chicken is nigga food.
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Dewad, decaying, burried, decomposing
A term used to refer to some one who is dead in a lighter mood than saying dead. Used instead of passed away in come circles
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One who insists on dictating what others should call themselves based upon their diets. The food nazi usually is very insecure and desperately strives to belong to an "elite" group of people (usually vegeterian or vegan), causing he/she to try and exclude as many people from that group as he/she can, by resorting to lowly and immature insults.
Food nazis should be approached with care, as their unstable and volatile state of mind could cause them to burst out into violence if they are of the suspicion that the other person is better than them, which is true for 99.99% of the population.
Bob: "Mmmmmm! this seafood plater sure looks tasty!"
Joe: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!! If you eat fish you're a pescatarian! I'm a vegan, I'm amazing and morally superior to everyone everywhere! I am of equal rankins to God because I don't eat anything animal! You're a stupid pescatarian!!! FUCK YOU!!!"
Bob: "yo chill dude.....stop being such a fucking food nazi! You sound just like that Aaron MacGregor on Facebook...what a douchebag!"
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The most delicious flavor of ice cream known to man. Made with chocolate ice cream, caramel, marshmellow, and tiny chocolate fish.
Produced by our friends, Ben and Jerry.
Thank you God, for Phish Food.
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