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grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.

That guy just Grandma Jaundiced that woman.

by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008


Grandma Yaesmin

everyone's cool grandma

Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??

by emotional salami December 15, 2020


Grandma-ma

1. Larry Johnson, LJ, retired NBA player. Power Forward, Small Forward. Played for the Charlotte Hornets and New York Knicks. The nickname originates when he played for the Hornets in a series of Converse commercials in which LJ dressed up like an old lady. LJ is most remembered for a 4-point play in the closing moments of Game 7 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Championship that elevated the New York Knicks past the Indiana Pacers. Johnson played college ball at UNLV, and won the National Championship.

2. Larry Johnson, Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs. Is primarily only called Grandma-ma by Chris Berman on Sunday NFL Countdown, because his name is also Larry Johnson.

1. Spreewell drives, dishes it out to Grandma-ma, for three... YES!

2. Huard hands to Grandma-ma, and he COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY!

by anonymous 777777 January 26, 2008

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hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.

Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?

by vegetax6 July 22, 2009

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grandma skin

the patch of really wrinkly skin on your elbow.

caro murph yer grandma skin is mad crunk!

by em coop February 15, 2005

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Grandma Hangover

What your kids come home with after they've spent a weekend at grandma's house eating only junk food and staying up way too late.

Why are the kids acting so wild?

I think they got the grandma hangover!

Oh great...

by jbh1401 October 12, 2011

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Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010

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