Fork in the road

the action of pulling your penis between your legs while sitting on a hard surface and defacating so as the log is pushed upward between your legs and is parted by the penis. Leaving a fork in the road.

Two is better than one, so how about a fork in the road.

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Fork knife

What a girl calls fortnite because she doesn’t know what it is but pretends she’s an expert

Girl: Im so good at playing fork knife

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Fork Fuck

When three penises penetrate a vagina at once.

"My two buddies and I fork fucked this girl so hard last night! She was so blown out that we all fit!"

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dutch fork

A sexual position involving horizontal levitation and a large amount of hashish.

I dutch forked that hoe. All night long.

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Fork Knife

Another name for the popular game Fortnite.

A Battle Royale game for extremely homosexual people

Guy 1: you play fork knife?
Guy 2: ya y?
Guy 3: wow! ur gay

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North Fork

Piece of crap town a few miles away from Oakhurst, California. The people are mostly white-trash and run meth labs. Has nothing to offer.

"Im gonna head back up the hill"
"You're gonna go where??"
"North Fork"
"HAHAHA Dude you're poor. Go get those ugly mountain hoes."

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forking hell

eternal damnation, with amusing and novel punishments involving forks (and also nowadays sporks too)

"i'm going to send you to forking hell lee"

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