October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
after one day and after the eclipse has ended you can bully people who is a fanboy of tds umbra or cosplay as her or has a pfp of her this lasts for 2 days
guy:Hey dude its Fuck The Eclipse Day lets go bully umbra fanboys
guy 2:alright dude this is gonna be so much fun!
June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day
You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all
I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day
everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus
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