google

google (goo-gle) - \ˈgü-gəl\ - adj
1. Having or being of no use.
2. Having an expected value different from the quantity or parameter.
3. Tending to yield one outcome more frequently than others.
4. Exhibiting bias.

“Those search results are google.”
“She ignored the data, her report is google.”
“That is his art, so his opinion of it is a little google.”
“The Judge donated to the defendant's campaign, so his ruling is probably google.”

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Google

The only reason why you look up easy math problems and what actor has the highest Bacon Number.

Teacher: "Ok, class, what is the cube root of 81?"
Student: "Hang on, let me use Google."
Teacher: "Take your time!"

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Google

the thing we use everyday

Person 1: How do you blah blah blah?
Person 2: IDK, Google it.

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google

something u use to search things up

i used google to search up something juicy

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google

when spit gets stuck in your throat and you can still talk. aka like a bubble

i have a google in my throat.

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Google

An unnecessary search engine powered by Yahoo!. Since both Yahoo! and Google search engines turn up the exact same results, it's a wonder why people are amazed at its power. They think it's some revolutionary search engine that isn't and never will be matched. Yet Yahoo! came first, and does the exact same shit. So Google definitely is nothing special.

Google = Yahoo!

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google

1)n. The greatest way to waste time if you find yourself in one of the following scenarios:

-you have no friends

-you have friends that you dont want

-your life sucks
2)n. A way to entertain yourself if you are bored. using Google for entertainment purposes works best when you search "google" or "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

3)n. A search engine that provides you with at least 5,000,000
results for your search term, and only 15% of these results will help you find/are what your looking for.

4)n. A waste of humanity.

5)n. An 85% INaccurate/useless search engine named for a number no human is willing to count to.

6)v. To use the above mentioned search engine

1. I just searched "google" on Google!

2.I don't know what a giraffe is. Let me google it.

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