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Loves pineapples more than his cat and family
Family : hi Gabe so nice to see you honey
Gabe: do you have pineapples Mom?
Family: no I didn’t realize your were stoping by
Gabe : oh well I’m leaving then
Family : oh that Gabe helmy oof
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Our lord and saivor has served us well but now he has passed and to everyone reading this who doesn't know who he is he is love he is life.
Gabe the dog is life
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(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.
Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.
a bad ass type of ninja/karate mixed with a little free styled whoop ass. usually occuring in a pool.
That dude just whooped my ass with some Gabe Fu shit!
The American Apparel purple sweater that Gabe Saporta (from Cobra Startship) wears and made popular.
Person one: Hey, thats a Gabe Sweater *points to someone with purple american apparel sweater*
Person with sweater: A what?
Person one: We can't be friends anymore
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The co-founder and CEO of the video game studio known as Valve Software. Gabe serves as the unofficial face of Valve; the studio is widely associated with him and he is widely associated with the studio.
Valve are infamous for their long development cycles, with games that can be in development for as long as 9 years. Combined with frequent delays, these long development times have created the Valve time phenomenon.
Many in-jokes about these delays and long development times were formed. These jokes often make fun of the studio and Gabe himself, calling him lazy and mocking his weight. He is also pictured as a rather greedy man who wants to "keep Half Life 2 Episode 3 to himself" and commonly makes obscure excuses in order to delay it farther. One of the largest spin offs of this small meme is the nickname "Gaben".
Most users of these jokes are found in large Valve communities, such as the Team Fortress 2 community and the Half Life community.
Ex. 1:
A: "Why Valve aren't releasing Episode 3 yet?"
B: "Because Gabe Newell ate the Episode 3 game files."
Ex. 2:
A: "What happened to the new Left 4 Dead update? I should have been out almost 3 days ago!"
B: "Gabe delayed it again."
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basically an obsessed praying catholic school that loses about ten kids every year. if your kid likes to pray at school for ten hours, i recommend it to them. the kids that leave the school usually go to riverside, mentor, or some weird school on the west side. don't be surprised if you see the bathroom doors being kicked and the soap dispensers being taken apart.
honestly i don't know how this school is even still open... read the example below if you want to know what i'm talking about:
first grade: 130 kids
fifth grade 122 kids
six grade: 75 kids
eighth grade: 47 kids
person1: this explains the definition of st gabes and a school closure