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I LOVE YOU QUEEN PLS DATE ME 🙏🙏 WE CAN LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC AND BE LESBOS TOGETHER
me: gifted abby ily
abby: me too, because i’m god and super nice to everyone because i’m god
A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.
A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess
I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....
Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????
Yeah he said he found the one...
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"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."
"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"
1.Well, gift raping, now that is something that Santa Clause has been fighting for years, you see it is lonely at the North Pole and the elves make those dolls, that are to them life sized......so the they, do stuff to them........or, it Could mean a present from inmate 13427645 aka bubba.............
2. To get gift rape on Gaia Online I would suggest going to the Gambino hat store, buying the gift box hat and then post "I am Free" over and over again in the chatterbox. If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will.
3. When you recieve a gift, ie. an ugly ass sweater, and are forced to wear it when ever you see the giver.
An example of gift rape:
Taeha: You'd think if someone wanted a gift of rape, it'd actually be consentual, and therefore, NOT rape.
xD Quite the paradox!
Procrastination Girl:maybe someone thought it was a good gift to give someone, and the recipient disagreed!
hmm... i wonder if that applies to non-sex gifts as well... like say your grandma gives you an ugly-ass sweater, and you have to WEAR it the next time you see her. are you being GIFTRAPED?
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What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.
Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.
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When a person gives an unexpected gift so the following year the receiver gives a gift, yet receives none, so the following year the original giver gives a gift yet receives none, and so on.
Alison felt embarrassed when Nicole gave her a Christmas gift and she had bought her nothing so the following Christmas she bought Nicole a gift, who had bought nothing for Alison. They were caught in a cycle of gift-tag.
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