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A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
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The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.
Can we stop run away global warming?
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an alliance/group of people in cybernations. these are the fags of online games. gran, as they call themselves, is an alliance that prides itself in having gay sex with cats.
gran is a general cybernations term that means" to have gay sex with cats.
gran member: hey wanna come over to my house later so we can "global republic of armed nations"(gran) beside each other?
mortal combat: dude... wtf is wrong with you?
gran: im from gran.
mortalcombat: it shows
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Slang for breasts. Often used by dim-witted people.
"Did you see the knockers on that hood rat? She's representin' some mammary protrusions and global treats."
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An absolute BS course in the study of International Business.
Question: 3 customers and 4 shops. Calculate the volume of the inner center of the earth and apply it to the moon landing controversy.
(Global Supply chain management) having nothing and solving world hunger.
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Jaeyun Sim (Jake)
Jake is quite popular in Brisbane and even Korea due to his appearance. Jake is the "Handsome Guy from the West" and the "Sexy Australian Guy," according to them. "Handsome Trainee" was also given upon him. People at his school also refer to him as a heartthrob because he is an excellent student who excels in math and physics, an athlete who plays striker on their soccer team, plays violin in their school's orchestra and bass guitar in church, holds a barista license, can skate and swim, and people at his school always have something positive to say about him. Jake's Australian churchmate commented that Jake is quite attractive. K-netz also praised his on-stage facial expressions, saying he's amazing for always looking good, even while he's dancing.
Hey, isn't that the sexy Australian guy?
Oh, you mean Jake? he's called the 4th Gen Global Visual King from ENHYPEN now.
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The SIDGS is a program at the University of Ottawa in international development. It attracts the largest number of students in the whole faculty of social sciences.
It is known for its contingent of English Canadian hippies and Franco Ontarians who don't know what to do with their life but want to travel and want to get through university without learning anything too rough. In between two joints they learn to hate the IMF and the World Bank and that participatory research methods is THE shit. After four years they also finally realise that international development is a load of crap, and they should study something else if they want a good job.
The profs in the SIDGS are an amalgation of academics and field practitioners, mostly all Marxist. Is it thought that there are two factions within the SIDGS Marxist group, a maoist one led informally by an old development worker, and a Trotskyist one led by an old sociology professor who is plotting to take over the SIDGS to turn it into a revolutionary unit. When a large enough number of DVM alumni realise they can't get a job, they will most likely join this organization to become the cannon fodder of the revolution.
(In a School of International Development and Global Studies typical class discussion group)
Teacher's Assistant: So did anyone read the text for today?
Most students: No...
TA: Can someone who read it sum it up? (i.e. the TA doesn't understand shit about DVM either...)
One student: Yeah, it says the IMF f**ked all the development in Africa and they're full of shit.
TA: (reading the text) Yes... yes you're right that's what it said.
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