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Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"
When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.
After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.
To find someone attractive because of their talent, and not because they're good looking (cause they're really not...)
Equivalent, and sometimes more dangerous, than beer goggles.
I thought he was attractive cause he was such a good dancer!! But he's not...I had my talent goggles on.
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Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.
When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!
the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles
example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!