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Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.
You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?
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After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.
Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."
William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."
Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"
William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"
Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."
William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."
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An incredibly harsh, violent, non-rhythmic hand-job.Motion should give the impression of primates in the jungle or at the zoo. Also known as a "2001" in reference to the opening scene in the movie.
" Oh man, I got so wasted last night I let this Fugly give me a Gorilla fist behind the bar! I can barely walk today...."
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Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.
I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.
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A hairy person who looks like a mixture between a gorilla, and a bear. Often moody, and bitchy.
Man, That gorilla bear stole my lunch again!
Who?
Amie! She gets mad at everything. She's a fuckin' gorilla bear.
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while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)
that bitch started whinnin so i gave her a gorilla face
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During the Vietnam War, they were giant tanks that drove around the jungle. Using coconuts as ammunition. The term "Gorilla Tank" comes from the fact that many gorillas would grab onto these tanks as they drove by. The reason for this was that these tanks can reach speed of up to 120mph, and these gorillas love it. As a defense mechanism, these tanks could stop suddenly, forcing the gorillas off and to hit any target ahead of them.
Back in Nam one of them got dern Gorilla Tanks killed my best pal Hank.
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