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A big shithole in north london where people have no common sense except to open schools and shops
People in wood green know only four words:fuck, bruv, ayy and chicken
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A green out is a cannabis induced physiological or psychological panic attack. Symptoms include sweating, nausea, heart palpitations, hypervigilance, paranoia, and the fear or feeling that you might be dying or about to die. A green out is typically caused by smoking or ingesting too much cannabis too quickly.
Green outs are generally brief experiences and may be followed by exhaustion or drowsiness, or a rapid sobering.
Unlike black outs, memory loss doesn't tend to occur during a green out due to the intensity of a green out.
Memory loss is much more likely to occur during a long, sustained session of cannabis use.
Unlike alcohol, cannabis use affects short term memory (what was I saying?) and not long term memory (what did I do last night?).
Sativa strains may be more likely to cause green outs (while indicas are more likely to leave you stoned)
Person 1: Dude, don't smoke so much. you'll green out.
Person 2: pshh, green out, sure, whatever.
(green outs vary depending on the circumstances so it's difficult to describe a specific example, and it can take multiple green outs to really understand what's happening when you have one).
Person 2, now an experienced pothead: Dude, don't smoke so much. you'll green out.
Person 3: pshh, green out, sure, whatever.
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Drummer and co-founder of Modest Mouse, one of the greatest indie rock bands of all time. Known for his intricate rhythms and precision behind the kit.
Man, even though Jeremiah Green's beats sound simple, i tried them out and they're quite complex.
*buzzing noises*
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…
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When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.
John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.
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A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
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The dick that stole my Mountain Dew.
Adjective: Describes a person who has stolen Mountain Dew
Verb: The act of stealing Mountain Dew.
That man over there, Alex Green, Alex Greened my drink from my hand
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